Do you know what basketball is? Your mom wants you to quit playing until after your born.

North Carolina vs. Illinois : tonight is the NCAA basketball championship game. It's a 3 point game with 25.8 seconds left on the clock! I promise, you're gonna LOVE March Madness when you grow up. I'm rooting for UNC because their coach (Roy Williams) used to coach at Kansas (my favorite team), and he got really close but has never won a championship. ...It's over, UNC has won it! Your mom was sitting on the couch, nervous. You were nervous too I guess because she says you were dancing around or something. I was sitting in a directors chair 5 feet in front of the TV, nervous as well. What a game! Sean May is the player of the tournament. UNC won 75 - 70.

I sang the "Baby, baby, baby" song to you with about 45 seconds left.